This is funny, but also painful, because I feel like this is me. I've been working on every kind of computer problem I came across for 13 years, and I wasn't thinking about how any of it would look on my resume, and that much work is very hard to summarize.

I think of myself as a guy who can create or improve text files for computers. I think everyone needs this, but nobody wants this. I'm doing a terrible job of selling myself, and it's actually starting to hurt.